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Simsimi

China: Ha?Simsimi, Kilala mo ba ang Pilipinas?

Simsimi: Oo. Sila yung may-ari ng Spratly Islands at Scarborough Shoal na pilit inaangkin ng mga Tsino na nasubrahan ata sa pagkain ng Tikoy at minalas lalo sa feng shui.

China: Hindi. Sa amin talaga yun, may map kami to
prove.

Simsimi: Ulo mo!

China: Huhu! Love mo naman kami diba?

Simsimi: Asa!

China: Bakit galit ka sa amin?

Simsimi: Half Filipino ako. Allergic ako sa Intsik.

China: Ha? Sige na dito ka na sa amin. Bibigyan ka namin ng mga gadgets na gusto mo.

Simsimi: Ayaw ko, Low Quality. Ok na ako sa My Phone. Kahit san ka magpunta, ikaw ay My Phone online.

China: Bahala ka. Sige ka. I-hack ka namin.

Simsimi: Sige. Pag naayos niyo na yung mga websites niyong hanggang ngayon down parin.

China: huhuhu. Isumbong kita kay Jet Li, Jackie Chan at sa mga Shaolin Monks.

Simsimi: Sige lang. Tingnan lang natin kung may laban yan sa Aswang, Maligno, Sirena, Engkanto. At kay Darna, Captain Barbell, Leon Guerrero, Bong Revilla, Cesar Montano at baka nakakalimutan mo? Kakampi namin ang The Avengers! At may TULFO KAMI AT SANTIAGO.

Funniest version of Call me Maybe!

This may be the best and funniest version of Call me Maybe!

YouTube comedian Steve Kardynal brought his comedic antics on Chatroulette to do a complete cover of the hit song Call Me Maybe. Chatroulette is an online video service where you can chat one on one with a stranger located anywhere in the world.

Steve was only wearing a wig and all sorts of bikini surprising everyone he meets online. The faces on the chatters were priceless! Some even joined in the fun and sang the song with Steve Kardynal.

The video already have 2 million views after the day it was uploaded on youtube!

Watch Call Me Maybe – Carly Rae Jepsen (Chatroulette Version)

Ang Fishball na Paborito ko

Sa paglipas ng panahon, ang mga bagay ay nagbabago. Kung may mawala man ay papaltan ito ng bago. Ngunit sa higit na 20 taon na pagiging Filipino, masaabi kong ang fishball ay isa sa mga bagay na hindi nagbago. 

Bata pa lang ako ay paborito ko na ang fishball. Araw-araw, lalabas ako ng bahay at tatawid sa may eskwelahan kung saan may nagtitinda ng paborito konng fishball. Simula noon hanggang ngayon, ang fishball ay nagkakahalaga lamang ng Php 0.50, nagmahal na ang lahat ng bilihin sa merkado ngunit ang fishball ay nananatili pading mura at masarap. 

Bukod sa fishball, marami pang ibang street foods ang pwedeng mabili. Nariyan ang kikiam, kwek-kwek, ang squidballs, bato-bato, isaw at marami pang iba. Maraming mga dahilan kaya patok ang mga street foods na ito sa ating mga Filipino. Unang-una, mura ito. Sa halagang 5 piso, may 10 fishball ka na. O kaya naman ay 5 kikiam, o 2 squidball. Pangalawa ay hindi mo na kailangan pumila ng matagal para makakain. Sa bawat kalye ay may kariton ng street food. Kumuha ka lang ng stick, tuhugin ang mga paborito mong street food, isawsaw sa paborito mong sawsawan, magbayad kay manong at pwede ka nang kumain at magpakabusog.

For those who don't have an idea about fishballs. Fishballs are made from starch and meat of cuttlefish or pollock. It is shaped somewhat flat. I don't know why they called it fishball when in fact it's shape is not a ball at all. 

Project X

Director: Nima Nourizadeh

Actors: Thomas Mann, Oliver Cooper, Jonathan Daniel Brown

 

Epic. That's the one word that I'd use to pretty much sum up how great this movie is. You know that infectious feeling of restlessness that you get when you see people having so much fun? This is exactly what this movie does to you. It just throws everything crazy, fun, and wild right at your face and forces you to enjoy everything. To me, it felt very similar to Entourage. It's just so effective in selling the fun that the characters are having that it feels good just watching it.

However, towards the end of the movie, it did a good job of toning everything down and bringing me back down to earth which is something that Entourage did not have. I was on a high in the middle of the movie but that eventually simmered down at the end. I think the director did a great job of controlling the feel of the whole film.

What can you expect from watching this film? Just a whole lot of fun! Gorgeous girls, insane antics, a party you've probably never experienced -- it's fantasy in way but loads of fun nevertheless! As a bonus, I'd say the soundtrack was kick-ass!

Can I sleep for the whole weeks?

I am so desperate a week just for to do nothing

and just SLEEP

hahaha

KULITAN WITH MY SISTER

Sister: Nakapunta ka na ng Allee mall dyan sa may last staion ng 4 tram?

Ako: Oo naman, baket?

Sister: Ok din ano, kase may matatambayan mga tao pag weekends. Kaso kulang sila ng kainan, khit pa may KFC, Mcdo, at yung iba bagong di kilalang restaurant. Maganda sana may Pizza hot, greanwhich etc…

Ako: Honga! Eh diba foodcourt din dyan!

Sister: Oo meron nga, kaso hinde katulad nung food court before na maraming lunch choices, eh dyan puro stall or carts na lang, pang meryenda ba.

Ako: Abah dapat pala ang itawag na dun ay FOOD CART, hinde FOOD COURT. Hahhaha!

Today's Lunch

                      Hungarian String beans and Broccoline.
                             So yummy! Thank you mom!

I LOVE YOU CICA!

                         
                               I love you. I never thought I would even love someone like you. Not
                                in my million thoughts. Not in my million actions but here you are,
                                living, breathing, walking, talking, all human.. all real. I love you.

                               I just knew it was you, I felt that connection with you left that love
                                for you. Everyone around me might think I am crazy for loving you
                                 just like that, but they, how can time be a measure of  feelings?! I
                                believe love should be measured in how you love someone, not
                               how long?! Two people can be dating for lone time, married for a
                                         long time, and it can be just numbers, nothing more.
 
                              I just can not, not love you. I have so many feelings and most of my
                               feels is of love. That's why, I don't care what people say now, and
                                they don't know what we have been through. Every hour, every
                              minute and every second I spend with you is like heaven here on
                             earth, No words can suffice how much I'm blessed having you aroound.
                               just the sound of your voice brought a smile into my face and to hear
                                you say " I love you " causes my heart to melt.I thank you for that.

One Piece

                   Gol D. Roger was known as the Pirate King, the strongest and most infamous

                   being to have sailed the Grand Line. The capture and death of Roger by the

                   World Government brought a change throughout the world. His last words

                   before his death revealed the location of the greatest treasure in the world,

                   One Piece. It was this revelation that brought about the Grand Age of Pirates,

                   men who dreamed of finding One Piece (which promises an unlimited amount of

                   riches and fame), and quite possibly the most coveted of titles for the person who

                   found it, the title of the Pirate King.

                   Enter Monkey D. Luffy, a 17-year-old boy that defies your standard definition of

                   a pirate. Rather than the popular persona of a wicked, hardened, toothless pirate

                   who ransacks villages for fun, Luffy’s reason for being a pirate is one of pure wonder;

                   the thought of an exciting adventure and meeting new and intriguing people, along
                   with finding One Piece, are his reasons of becoming a pirate. Following in the
                   footsteps of hischildhood hero, Luffy and his crew travel across the Grand Line,
                   experiencing crazy adventures, unveiling dark mysteries and battling strong enemies,
                   all in order to reach One Piece.I started watching One Piece since 2008 also and
                   their theme song was kind catchy and I can't wait for more of your videos...